I got this thing from my sister, as a sort of Xmas/B-Day present.
Somehow, I feel compelled to write about it.
FINGER PUPPETS (Unemployed Philosophers Guild)
Axis of Evil Theatre
Cast:
Kim Jong Il
Saddam Hussein
George Bush
Ayatollah Khamenei
- Kim will nuke everything, or his moron son will, perhaps only themselves.
- Saddam is dead, but will still fuck things up (see below). South Park studies have shown that.
- Bush would Shock it with Awe, and fuck it up, blaming it on Saddam – Oh wait, he already did.
- Khamenei will jihad his mouth off and his people will say, ‘Meh’
What these finger puppets don’t understand is that
1. They have huge magnets in their heads, and
2. They are finger puppets.
It is late…