Sorry, old pal, but you gotta go.
Six years of intermittent service. But you just refuse to run any version of Linux for which I can find an .iso download! It takes you centuries to boot into WinXP, and with each failure at loading Linux, I feel you couldn’t even be a be a decent netbook now.
It pains me, but you will have to go. Not your fault you had an AMD chip, or whatever else is annoying Linux. I do have all your documentation, and your WinXP disk, and even the second battery and snazzy neoprene pouch that I bought for you.
Perhaps I can donate you, and some bright kid will have you back running in seconds, but I can’t afford the time to wrestle with you, and you’re over 6 now. Time to move out!
After over 6 years, I guess we’re done. Sorry you had to hear it in a blog.
Oh well.
Ciao,
RW